men in trees
Lyrics
I got a red cap
And lil' brown shoes
With my bright baby blue shirt
I got the lawn gnome blues
I got 'em so bad
It sucks bein a lawn gnome, ya know?
People kick you all the time
and beat you with their little baseball bats
I hate those kissing kids
With their stupid blonde hair
And that bent over fat lady
I mean she's fat . . .and bent over, who thoughta that?
And flamingos?
don't even get me started on those bastards
I mean, stupid pink plastic flamingos? Who actually thought that would be a good idea? I'll take a lawn gnome anyday. Their red white and blueness matches any motif. And furthermore. . .wha? Oh. I think its time fo' a beatdown . . .
.. . .And less Koi Ponds, Alright?. . .
.. . .How bout that fake asian stuff? that really sucks too. . .
.. . .Mary's cool, i mean, she's wearing blue, right?
That'll be the end
of my diatribe
so buy a gnome times thrice
they've got a
cool minty
cosmic vibe
Lawn Gnome Lawn Gnome
Lawn Gnome Lawn Gnome
Lawn Gnome Blues
L
AW
N
GN
OME
lawn gnome blues
whoa yeah!
If this song taught you one thing
I hate
I said I hate
I hate
I really hate
I really
really
really
really
hate those flamingos
you can do anything but lay off my lawn gnome blues