Track 7 from Opus 1. Such a serious title, what a silly song. Essentially the first of a few humorous songs where the music is top notch and brutal, but the lyrics are... well... a joke on the listener.
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Lyrics
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Usurpers of the Broken Gates
You fucked the goat
He was a hairy beast, covered with dirt
I smelled him a mile away
You should have known
He was a pissy goat
not a Billy Goat
not a Silly Goat
You where fucking fooled again
You thought it was cool to be the horns
You just couldn't see through your makeup
That shit was fine in '85, but now
You just look fucking gay
And yo mamma must be so proud
when you come home, smelling of dirty dirty goat ass
So B.Y.O.M.
yep, bring your own midget
Why?
'Cause I don't give a fuck
And I couldn't give two shits less then one
Who the fuck is the rock star now
'Cause it's all in your head
It's all a delusion
Get off your fucking drugs and
WAKE THE FUCK UP
Who's yer Datty
Who's yer Datty
Who's yer Datty
Go fuck yourself
Who's yer Datty
Who's yer Datty
Who's yer Datty
Eat my Ass and fuck yourself
And I couldn't give two shits less then one
if the the name of this song is
"Usurpers of the Broken Gates"
'Cause I only used it because it sounded cool
And you'd think it was so fucking metal
That I couldn't resist
I am the pimp fucking metal daddy
You where fucking fooled again
You thought it was cool to be the horns
You just couldn't see through your makeup
That shit was fine in '85, but now
You just look fucking gay
And I couldn't give two shits less then one
'Cause the music is cool, and kicks your ass
After all, you can't understand what I'm saying
Unless you read along, so Read
and get the joke
FOO
I am the pimp fucking metal daddy
Who's yer Datty?