She’s A Whore
© 2006, Scott Niolet
Bought her everything she was drinkin'
Tell me, what could I've been thinkin'
She had done all my friends
When's it ever gonna end?
I bought her all those whiskey shots
What's her name, even I forgot
She winked at me and then I knew
Just what we were gonna do
She's a whore
Dirty, freakin' whore
She's a whore
Filthy, stinkin' whore
Always wants a little more
She's a whore
I took her home from the bar
She gave me head in the car
I stopped for rubbers on the way
I knew she was gonna stay
I got her through my front door
She pulled me down to the floor
She said "Hey, let's do it right here!"
I need another beer
Well, She's a whore
Dirty, freakin' whore
She's a whore
Filthy, stinkin' whore
I won the battle and lost the war
She's a whore
She's a whore
Dirty, freakin' whore
She's a whore
Filthy, stinkin' whore
I did her up against the bathroom door
She's a whore
I asked if she had loved any others
She told me she had fucked all my brothers
Definitely not gonna bring her home to meet my mother
She statrted callin' out other people's names
But I got off just the same
All of a sudden I had a stroke
Oh shit, the rubber broke
She's a whore
Dirty, freakin' whore
She's a whore
Filthy, stinkin' whore
I made her leave through the back door
She's a whore
She's a whore
Dirty, freakin' whore
She's a whore
Filthy, stinkin' whore
Get her out of my four-by-four
She's a whore