Lyrics
Lead Vocal: David Heline Jr.
We tried to make her see the dentist but she won't,
Go-oh-no,
Her teeth they turned black from gum decay and plaque,
Woah-woah-woah,
I think it's worth her while,
She scares small children when she smiles,
I'll try to make her see the dentist but she'll say,
Oh-no-no,
She'd rather be out partying,
Dental care don't mean a thing,
Won't be flossing, cross out brushing too,
Her teeth look like a train wreck, what can I do,
Her smoking is a dirty deed,
Everytime I kiss her she starts to bleed,
I'll try to make her see the dentist but she won't,
Go-oh-no,
Teeth are still black from cavity attack,
Woah-woah-woah,
She'll just run and hide,
From the smell of mint flouride,
I'll try to make her see the dentist but she'll say,
Oh-no-no,
There really is no reason why,
When I buy toothpaste she starts to cry,
Maybe she's afraid of the suction straw,
For a drill they should just use a chain saw,
And there's nothing to propose,
Trust me, her breath always makes me curl my toes,
I tried to make her see the dentist but she won't,
Go-oh-no,
Took a big brick and swung it real quick,
She's-out-cold,
I put her in the trunk of my car,
Took her to see my dentist, Dr. Starr,
She needs the help at any expense,
But the dentist denied our health insurance,
And when she sees the bill,
I'll subdue her with some contraceptive pills,
My girl won't have to see the dentist oh yeah,
No-no-no,
Her teeth are all gone, it's scary when she yawns,
Oh-oh-oh,
Always in some mood,
Cause she can never chew her food,
I took my girl to see the dentist finally,
Woo-hoo-hoo...
