One funky alien taking on the world and your mother!
united groove funk rock r
Lyrics
Time for me to get all Grendel-like and crawl like primordial ooze out of my cave
Start to tear apart your arteries all the while telling you to behave
Cut the eyes out of every acestor that was keeping my ancestors as slaves
Please behave I'm on the second eye, why can;t you sit back and be brave
And think about the chances that you and yours never gave me and mine and anyone else's
Then you'll fing the place where I'm at
Consider yourself lucky that I didn't bring the bat.
Lousvill Slugger
Ale Chugger
When I hopacross the pond I'm always yelling
"OH BUGGER!"
Don't bring your girl around because I'll plug her
and don't bring your Grandma down the alley 'cuz I'll mug her.
Have it Too
Eat it Too..Here's your cake
I don't think you understand
Whats at stake
Steal my cable from AREA 51
I got a nice piece of land
on the edge of Groom Lake
Use Hyperdrive to cut the tolls
Devils on the ropes signing over his souls
I drum like I got the limbs of Dave Grohl's
Grafted to my body now I know
That I'm on a roll.
Like thunder, wondering if i had my pick
Would I devour Al Sharpton or Jiminy Glick
Honie really like the way I use my Dick
As I shift the stroke to 3rd
and keep it nice and slick
I'll probably have to do her mother too
She could tug on my balls until they turn blue
On her I'll use a vibrator, a bottle a shoe
and make her scream out the name
of everyone that she knew
Scaling the walls Scraping my alien balls
Paling in comparison to Niagara Falls
Table's getting real cold- Gimme 42 shawls
Cage Beast tour is on the way to your mall
Have it Too
Eat it Too Here's your cake
I don't think you understand
whats at stake
Steal my cable from AREA 51
I got I nice piece of land
on the edge of groom lake
(Repeat Chorus)
Take a seat, this won't be brief
Check out the dossier
handed to all the chiefs.
Only 10 of the 12 of the majestic
got the memo
But those that showed up
got a copy of the demo
That they were boomin on the
boomin on the- boomin on the base!
Making the terrestrials
get all extra in da place
All the commotion was messing up the reception
On my HD-TV. Couldn't keep up the erection.
Could barely keep up the conviction
Could barely keep the clothes on
because of the constriction
of the alien in my pants
Gettin ready to do the UFO dance
Perchance if one could see through the rants
That were told by dying mosquitos and plants
Of my story in this purgatory
It was gory, the gremlins took the guts
But no glory!
Have it Too
Here's you Cake!!
I don't think you really know
What's at stake!
Steal my cable from area 51
and I got a nice piece of land
on the edge of Groom Lake
There we go
There we go
DOWN Down down
(Repeat)
There it goes..
There it goes again
It's going underwater and I think its got the bends again.
There it goes some more.........