When There's No Women Around, What's A Guy Supposed To Do?...But That Camel Sure Is Ugly!!!
With A Shimmy And A Shake & A Twirl In The Sand...He'll Be Dancing All Night To A One Man Band!!!
He Lives In The Desert
In The Hilly Sand Dunes
On A Little Oasis
Playing Rockin' Tunes
With The Snakes And The Lizards
And The Blazing Heat
There's A Palm Tree Swaying
To His Crazy Beat
There's Just One Problem
With His Swingin' Sound
There Are Just No Dancin' Women
To Be Found
He Gotta Dance With His Camel
He Gotta Dance With His Camel
With A Shimmy And A Shake
A Twirl In The Sand
He'll Be Dancing All Night
To A One Man Band
He Got A Magic Carpet
Fifty Oil Wells
A Jewel Top Turban
That The Swami Sells
A Gold Dome Palace
A Jet And A Yacht
But There's Still One Thing
This Cat Ain't Got
No Harem Of Women
In Their Dancing Shoes
When The Last Note Sounds
He'll Be Singin' The Blues
He Gotta Dance With His Camel
He Gotta Dance With His Camel
Shakin' A Leg
And His Two Left Feet
He's The Freakiest Shiek
You'll Ever Meet
Stop Stepping On Me Camel!
No I Don't Wanna Do The Humpety Hump Dance With You!
You Is One Ugly Camel!
And Stop Spitting At Me!
Keep Your Hoofs To Yourself!
Oh Yea! Come On! Aauugh!