Based on actual events
red dirt
johnny cash
jones
haggard
texas country
toby keith
willie
waylon
cross canadian ragweed
stoney larue
great divide
mike mclure
bart crow band
Story behind the song
I liked girl. Asked girl to dance. She said no. I told her she looked fat in pants.
Lyrics
Well my heart’s set on a pretty brunettes she’s the apple of my eye.
Don’t know her name it’s all the same she makes my little light shine.
Gonna jump in my car go down to the bar try to make her mine.
Gonna play it smooth make my move but I gotta wait for the right time
Chours:
Well my heart start’s burnin’ and my tumy starts turnin’ every time she walks by.
She’s long and lean a young’ man’s dream, she’ll make a grown man cry.
Should I take the chance and ask her to dance what if she laughes and says no way
If she thought I was a joke my heart would be broke I wouldn’t know what to say
So I swallowed my fear with another beer it seemed like the time was now
First I rehearsed my verse I was getting ready to lay it down
Well the music was loud and so was the crowd it was hard for her to hear
So I leaned over and the words I told her I spoke right into her ear
My heart start’s burnin’ my tummy starts turnin’ every time that you walk by
You’re long and lean the girl of my dreams you beauty brings a tear to my eye
I would like to ask if you want to dance. She just laughed and said no way
I said, this ain’t good you misunderstood exactly what I was tryin’ to say
Well my heart start’s burnin’ and my tummy start’s turning every time that you walk by
You’re big and mean you’re a prissy queen you make me want’ to die
I didn’t ask you to dance, you look fat in those pants I’s just trying to be nice
I’ll find another girl and give it a whirl so I guess this is good bye!