Painting Grizzly Bears Orange and other Man Made Problems!
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[05-22-07]
They are painting grizzly bears in Alaska Blue Yellow and Orange.
Alaska Department of Fish and Game are painting problem bears a bright Blue, yellow, green and Orange according to their level
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Enter Bruce Bartlett of the Alaska Dept. of Fish & Game…he says bears have been courting a little too close to his hunters and he intends to do something about it.
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Whatever color the bear was?!? What is this, some sort of Andy Warhol prank? Or just another Pixar movie set.
But John Toppenberg, director of the Alaska Wildlife Alliance, told the Daily News that coloring the bears may alter their natural behavior. Well, that’s just plain silly, says silly man with the silly idea:
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What about the long term effects of embarrassing bears?
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You know, the idea that animals need to start making more sacrifices only highlight the blind gluttony we have in America.
We just can’t get enough. Sex.Pills. Even Milk. We can’t produce enough milk, so we add rBGH; only not-so-coincidentally, the average age of girls hitting puberty was 13 in 1960. Today, as young as 8! And rBGH in milk has a familiar correlation.
We’ve put anti-freeze into our pet food in the name of money; we’ve popped pills into 8 year olds in the name of money;
More man made problems? Obesity, pharmaceutical addictions, air pollution, light pollution, noise pollution; we have concrete jungle after concrete jungle, spreading out far and wide. Give me Manhattan, just keep that countryside.
3M has made a chemical that cannot be destroyed. Ever.
We have polar bears swimming 60 miles, just for a place to sit.
And now we’re painting Grizzly bears who are IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT colors that would make Timothy Leary jealous.
And now, $4.00 for a gallon of gas! Oh yeh? And how many of you have actually made an attempt to conserve? No? Then shut up, fill your tank, and be glad the bears can’t buy spray paint at their local hardware store.