Who's that in the grey and blue spandex
No rubber suit, just watch the man flex
He may be a B-movie reject
But he's the best darn Batman that I've ever seen yet
Driving in a jet propelled car
Side-kick wearing leotards
Punch the villains, give them starts
And making eyes at Julie Newmar
It's pretty plain to see
They knew who Batman was in the 60's
Caped crusader as campy as can be
They nailed it on TV
I don't care who they cast in the movies
Adam West will always be Batman to me
Solving a trail of obscure clues
Bat-computer filled with vacuum tubes
Tearing up the floor with Batussi moves
And bad guys buying matching T-shirts for their goons
Climbing up a building with a Batarang and
Always getting stuck in tricky situations
Every other week we'd be left hanging
Til the same Bat-time and the same Bat-station
It's pretty plain to see
They knew who Batman was in the 60's
Caped crusader as campy as can be
They nailed it on TV
I don't care who they cast in the movies
Adam West will always be Batman to me
As cool as he may be
Keaton will always be a wanna be
And Kilmer never did anything for me
I would like to see
Clooney try to do the Batussi
Adam West will always be Batman to me
Who cares about Vietnam
We've got Biff! Bap! Powie! Zow! and Zam!
Adam West will always be Batman
