Ain't technology wonderful?
Local weather forecasters have resorted to Future Radar, a technological innovation that provides a precise picture of things that haven't happened yet. George found this similar to his weekly tarot card readings. And almost as accurate.
INTRO:
Experience Future Radar on FUDAR-TV
Clairvoyant Technology
VERSE 1:
Here’s the satellite image
For the rest of the night;
It’s sure to be dark
Until it gets light.
Now you don’t see it;
Tomorrow you will.
We’re in for some weather;
I’m getting the chills.
CHORUS:
Future Radar, post-modern weather
Future Radar, light as a feather
VERSE 2:
Foresee the prediction,
I know this for sure;
When Hell freezes over
We’ll feel it before.
Imagine the picture
Transported through Time;
It’s gone and comes back
Still in its prime.
CHORUS:
Future Radar, post-modern weather
Future Radar, light as a feather