a long trip to an airport
rooster the homely squirrel
lived all by himself
while traveling through the woods one day
he met a lonely elf
rooster asked the elf
"what are you doing here?
no one here likes strangers
you might get eaten by a deer"
the elf sighed and replied
"well, i'm just feeling lonely.
i decided to leave my house back home
to find someone to hold me"
rooster stayed with the elf a bit
and they chatted, they chatted for a while
the elf hadn't had a friend in so long
oh and his name was kyle
the squirrel brought the elf back home
but it was just a trick
for rooster was hungry for blood that day
and kyle was his pick
he threw a giant bar-b that nite
and the elf was the special guest
all of rooster's friends agreed
that kyle tasted best