I met a little rodeo queen
she was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen
so I asked her if she would be my bride
well it didn't take me very long
to figure out there was something wrong
she started spending my money and taking me for a ride
2nd verse
It all started when we baught this farm
then she had to have a new horse barn
bridels and saddles that cost more than my truck
she's got the very best western wear
uses mane and tail in her hair
and now my bank account has run amuck.
course
It's a no win situation
I've got a two blue healer woman
and a one dog occupation
I know now I'll never be the richest man in the world
cause I married a material cowgirl