About my life as an online gangster.
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Story behind the song
Itis about how I rule the online world.
Lyrics
Cyberthug
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I kick ass at the
online video games
I login only with
the coolest usernames
Downloading porn and
file sharing to the max
posting hits to myspace
so you can hear my tracks
Hanging in chatrooms
and macking on the honies
or getting stock quotes
to help manage all my money
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Chorus
I'm a cyberthug
an online G
I can get past
any net security
I surf the web
at lightning speeds
and bring cyberspace
down to its knees
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My bookmarks all link to
crazy destinations
I blast my music
from web radio stations
I'm a virtual gangster
I send enemies email bombs
I'm always the ruler
of any site I'm on
Newbies fear me
like I'm Tony Soprano
I conquer all the haters
like Rocky Marciano
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Chorus
I'm a cyberthug
an online G
I can get past
any net security
I surf the web
at lightning speeds
and bring cyberspace
down to its knees
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The blogs all chatter
about my great power
My isp's amazed at
all the bandwidth I devour
I pump out the podcasts
to spread my words
I lurk around forums
just to pick on the nerds
When I IM my friends
they all bow at my feet
I cruise down the info highway
like I'm packing heat
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Chorus
I'm a cyberthug
an online G
I can get past
any net security
I surf the web
at lightning speeds
and bring cyberspace
down to its knees
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