Don't know if they want to watch football or just go to bed.
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He is not gay. He is not straight. He is not bisexual. He is something altogether different. He is what we call heteroflexible.
And I don't know if he's coming home with me tonight, but I sure saw that cruisy look when he walked by. He's heteroflexible.
He is living the straight life. He's got a wife he never told me about. He is happy with the way things are. He never thinks about coming out.
Guys like this really mess with my head -- don't know if they want to watch football or just go to bed. They're heteroflexible.