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October 31.
That's Halloweeeeen for ALL you fraction of a fraction
Of a half of a brained idgets x-actly....
Like me !!!
Oh, well.....
I am soooo confused.
WAD with T-RICK or Treaters doing it to me three nights in a row.
F-RICKs me up, CHUCK!!!
Wish they would do CHRISTmas more than once like that.
Everyday is CHRISTmas...
If I wake up, CHUCK!!!
(RICK REEDuhhhh!!!
ARE!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
GOING!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!
START!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
HOLIER!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
THAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAP!!!!!!!!
CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!!
Asshole??????.....! !!!)
AwwwwwwwwwwwSHIT, Bette DAVIS!!!
Why can't YOU,
Being dead and all that good stuff...
Give a guy a break,
On HALLOWEEN at least, at least?
I was cool lust nut.....
All nut, last nut...
I didn't have those two teenagers,
Hanging around in our Main Lobby at the office building,
Arrested for trespassing...
I could have...
I just beat the shit out of the guy....
And pulled the girls hair good,
Pretending it was Cybill SHEPHERD.
Every time I have sex, you know,
Riot before I reach orgasm,
I pull someone's hair.... thennnnn,
I close my eyes,
And PretennnDUHHH that it is Cybill SHEPHERD,
And she has never, heffer, been the same,
After I whispered it in her ears enough.
(Once)
(RICK REEDuhhhh!!!
I!!
FOR!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!
AM!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
OF!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
CONSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Cybill SHEPHERD!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
OBSESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
AND!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Diabler-etic!!!!!!!!!!!! !
BROADCASTINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
OF!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!! !
FAILINGS!!!!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET!!!!!!!!!!!!
HER!!!!!!!!!!!! !
PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Un-NUTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND!!!!!!!!!!!!
I!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
IT!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!! !!)
Oh, GREAT... THANxxxxxXXXXXX!!!!!!
You are IN my WILL, Bette DAVIS....
Still. ....
Live...
Or dead.
I was JUST READY to leap from the bridge
But I feeeeeel ALL BETTER now,
Thank you, Thank You Very Much.
I AM from Memphis, remember?
As I was beginning to say....
Jeez' WHIZ!!!
Heffer Time you pop in UP THERE...
I forget almost heffer THING.
Something about pulling someone's hair.
Oh well...
Who Cay-yures???
I got off, is all I AM saying.
I love for people to pull my hair too, ya know...
And she DID scream.
Only thing, the two of them were SO YOUNG...
I couldn't really (REALLY) tell if they were two boys, two girls...
Or any combination of either...
And you know how weird it gets these days...
But it felt the same... the hair...
And she screamed like a whimp...
Uh....
I mean she screamed like a girl.
You KNOW.... that last time I saw Cybill SHEPHERD...
If she hadn't of
Had her hair all tied back and all under that straw hat...
.... Maybe if I WOULD have PULLED IT...
Who KNOWS,
Maybe we would be MARRIED today...
And long divorced, and both of us MISERABLE as all hell......
And ready to leap from the bridge,
But KILL EACH OTHER FIRST!!!!!
My GOD!!!!
If I'd ONLY pulled her HAIR, we might BOTH be miserably happy
Today.....!! !!!
Can you IMAGINE wad something LIKE THAT would be LIKE????
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee. ......... ...
WE !!!!
(RICK REEDuhhhh!!!!
HAVE!!!!!!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!
MEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!! !
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! ??????????
I!!!!!!!!!!!! !
MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! !
HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! !
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
MEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAR!!!!!!
YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Asshole??!!!!!! !!)
Bette DAVIS... for YOUR INFORMATION......
I AM... taking my medication RIOT NOW!!!!
THIS IS