odd crap in 7
fart
sheboygan
srm
pork
finnegan
rhubarb
livers
musical masturbation
squirrel monkey
Story behind the song
Thomas Alva Edison on a bender.
Lyrics
About twenty-five years ago,
a man from Boston,
who was a furniture dealer,
Had a very bad case of Liver Complaint.
So, he went to Californy
and rigged out a team,
and started down the San Joaquin Valley
With the idea of testing
All the mineral springs
That were in that valley,
So that it might relieve him
of the terrible pains he had
from his Liver Complaint.
Well, he traveled down the
Valley floor all summer
and he had no relief.
But, towards the end of the valley
He came to a spring-
And it...
Managed to relieve him of his pain.
Well, he was a very wealthy man,
So he started a sanitarium.
And that ... all over the world,
and- by and by,
There were people came
From all parts of the world
And stayed (at the) sanitarium
And their Liver Complaints was cured.
And they're relieved of their pain.
Well, about twenty years after it-
The man died,
And at the coroner's inquest
They had to take his liver out,
And kill it with a club!
(During this section, there are French women, speaking French, in French. I, being a stupid Texan have not one clue as to what they are saying. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. (French with English translation, please.)