funky, odd crap with a fart section
fart
sheboygan
srm
pork
finnegan
rhubarb
livers
musical masturbation
squirrel monkey
Story behind the song
one man's search for uncontaminated meatflesh.
Lyrics
Smells like pork,
Tastes like chicken.
Smells like pork,
Careful what you're lickin'.
Never once, but all at once,
The implements know what you're thinkin'.
Apprehensively they wait-
As if aware of all the stinkin'.
Grumble softly to yourself
As you treat the item badly.
No one comes to render aid
So you whale upon it madly.
Smells like pork,
Tastes like chicken.
Smells like pork-
Your brain starts clickin'.
Never done, but overdone,
Experience can be so maddening.
But with all the different colours
It can also be quite fattening.
So, buckle up, and knuckle down
There's no time to be a chowder.
Pick your brain up off the shelf,
Or else kindly take a powder.
Smells like pork,
Tastes like chicken.
Where's my fork?
The better for the stickin'.
I have a metal plate...
I'm having trouble with that plate...
And, it is not pleasant.
Something is happening!
Who would believe?
Who would believe!?!
Find it in the supermarket
Put it on the table, gotta
Get it on the thaw before it
Chases after Mable. Never
Noticed where it came from, never
Cared to know it's past. And if I
Come across its kind again I'll
Kick it in the ass-hey hey!
You can't blame God for existance, If you're agnostic.