What can go wrong .... will !!!
Title: Murphy's Law
lyrics & music by: Jeff Knight, BMI
©2004
1st ver:
Had a flat on the way to the job
I didn't have a spare.
Thumbing a ride with a hole in my boots
damn I just don't care
If I didn't have any bad luck
I'd have no luck at all.
Wading through all this bull sh|t
I'm still standing tall
Chor:
That's just Murphy's Law
done got a degree.
That's just Murphy's Law
it keeps following me.
I try to run, I try to hide
You can't kill it, cause I done tried.
You can't bury it like a hatchet
out in the field.
That's Murphy's Law
what can go wrong, will.
2nd ver:
I got home late last night
couldn't find my key.
That little woman inside
she'd had enough of me.
I tried going in the window
tried going in the door.
When I got my shoe inside
got my foot nailed to the floor.
(repeat chorus)
3rd ver:
I never heard the alarm clock
til I was running across the grass.
Rushing to put my shoes on
drinking breakfast from a glass.
Driving ninety into the lot
I knew he'd have something to say.
The boss asked what I was doing here
I didn't have to work today.
(Repeat Chorus)
Tag:
That's just Murphy's Law, what can go wrong .. will.