Lyrics
She's a big round mess in her A line dress
She's a love triangle casualty with no vertex
And now in the end it's really unfair
How her circle of friends all think she's square
She's a love triangle casualty living haphazardly
A love triangle casualty in dissarray
A love triangle casualty living in uncertainty
Wonderin' if she'll make it through another day
Used to be so pretty, all the right curves
Now she's a size 20 dress and a bundle of nerves
She never had a chance, never stood to win
In the scalene triangle she found herself in
She never stood a chance
It wasn't happenstance
It was just another theorum in her endless dance
To keep her well planned life
From intersecting strife
And paralleling the plane
Of her mother's plight
She eats to soothe her acute pain
In an obtuse world where no one knows her name
And there is no algorhythm
To why she was with 'im
All the angles always point her
Toward the ice cream bin
