Steve wrote this song after his divorce, and the ex helped finish it!
Once upon a time I was all alone
Thought I'd need a woman to keep at home
Searched and searched for days on end
Till I'd thought I'd found that perfect lady friend
Started out just fine,
You could say we hit it off
Wined and dined in the afternoon,
At night she'd take it off
Now most everything I do
Just seems to piss her off
It's this nit pickin, ass kickin,
Mood she's always in
Don't know how it started,
Lord knows there'll be no end
When I think back on the days when I was all alone
Thought I'd need a woman
To make this house a happy home
Now I've come to realize
This is not the case
Woman I don't care where you go
Just get out of my face
Now she gone and I'm at peace inside my empty home
Took all of her belongings including
Everything that I own
That's ok, now, I don't care
I got my peace of mind
Me and rosie and her five sisters
Get along just fine
Cause of that nit pickin, ass kickin
Mood she's always in
Don't know how it started
But I put it to an end