ANKi ponders about a girl he chanced upon... in the World Wide Web.
ANKi: This is for eLgatanegra, who I chanced upon at Soundclick.
Buffa: ... and whose page you stayed stuck to for an entire night?...
I'm struck by the girl in the web page
Her songs so strong, I am too engaged
Inner strength, trapped inside in a dead-cage
Bookmarked her URL tonight
More songs, so wrong, I should get right
That's why I'm making this call
Bro what happened to you? Something da matter wit you?
You're like, disease-stricken, somebody please tell me
I can't bear listening, but I must listen in
Is this a matter of the heart, where do we start?
Do I have to tear you apart from your desktop
Good God, buddy, get up, say something
There's this girl I found
(Yea, buddy, I'm listening)
I found this girl around
(Keep telling, I'm listening)
Her face is on the web
(You serious? I'm curious)
Her eyes stared into me
(Figment of mind, buddy)
Her soul stared into me
(That's out of line, buddy)
And she looked straight at me
(Dude, you need therapy)
Dude, check yourself for symptoms, what hit you is serious
Oh, and your quest is futile
I suggest you give it up now
Dude, that's a long shot, I just checked it out
This pretty-lookin' girl you're talking about
In another continent, my dear friend
I think there's still a chance
(Yea, buddy keep dreaming)
I think there's still some hope
(Yea, buddy keep dreaming)
How 'bout I get some rope?
(Whoa, wait a minute there)
Before you do it drastic, I think you're spastic, you should calm down
And think this before 'hanging' around
Life's a big adventure, it's a BIG drama
I'm struck by the girl in the web page
Her songs so strong, I am too engaged
Inner strength, trapped inside in a dead-cage
Bookmarked her URL tonight
More songs, so wrong, I should get right
That's why I'm making this call
Disease, killing me, an addiction
To a girl who for all I know is fiction
Gotta get right, phoning up tonight
I'm struck by the girl in the web page
Somebody stop me from my blind rage
Oh, talk to me, people talk to me, please
Live talk on the phone, here's our next caller
Some dude stuck looking at a girl's photo
Let's see what the file says about you
Says here that you have a history
On the web? You gotta be kidding me
Anyway, let's listen to the story:
I've been up for days
(Yea, that's natural)
I've been in a daze
(Yea, that's natural)
My head is up in space
(Just give me gist, please)
I'm looking at her now
(This is the girl, right?)
She's on the web right now
(A problem there, right?)
Her image loaded up
(You ARE the strange type)
My recommendation's simple, if you follow closely
Turn computer off for two days, and then just call me
With news of positive results, or otherwise
Semantics dictates a change of pace
Try to erase this phase and state of mind
I think you'll find that you can unwind quite fine.
But I think I'm struck
(Well, then that's serious)
I think I'm out of luck
(It's not THAT serious)
I want alternatives
(Well, let me see)
Might I suggest, at the behest of your crew
You follow what is coming to you, bru
Just try and open contact, just a bit of contact
And if that works, tell me so I'm aware then
But before you start a warning that you should beware then
Stick to the boundaries and keep it cool
I'm struck by the girl in the web page
Her songs so strong, I am too engaged
Inner strength, trapped inside in a dead-cage
Bookmarked her URL tonight
More songs, so wrong, I should get right
That's why I'm making this call
Disease, killing me, an addiction
To a girl who for all I know is fiction
Gotta get right, phoning up tonight
I'm struck by the girl in the web page
Somebody stop me from my blind rage
Oh, talk to me, people talk to me, please
Six days and six hours of talk later
I don't mean to say that you can't take her
But bro, see how absurd this sounds
You're struck by the girl in the web page
Dude, she's just a girl in the web page
Just leave it be and live your life, see?
But I just can't forget
(Oh yes you can, buddy)
I might live in regret
(Listen to yourself)
I might have missed