A Parody of James Blunt's Song 'You're Beautiful'
comedy
actor
parody
beautiful
james blunt
tim mcgraw
kevin sage
puked like i was dying
Story behind the song
Fortunately, this song is not based on personal experience.
Lyrics
This is freakin brilliant--whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No, just keep going. Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.
This is freakin brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didnt know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didnt see the bump right here
I shouldntve drank so much beer.
Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldnt tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didnt see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?
No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!
But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with her--him--her--him--oh, gosh.
But its time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.