This song is dedicated to all the people out there who have never been so poor that they couldn't leave town. I strongly recommend burning this onto a CD and playing it in a real stereo.
weird
odd
strange
interesting
alien
disturbing
drinkable
Story behind the song
Sherbet Meters Whipple wrote this song while high on smoked mushrooms laced with carpet fibers. While the actual lyrics are considered to be relatively incomprehensible; many people believe that it has something to do with anti-poverty programs in the Heartland.