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Yo, it's game time, Sketch is up to the bat,
But when I looked around I couldn't find where they at,
Ohh, A kick to the shin, I look down and see two little brats,
One four eyed dork and a mexican hat,
Yo, it's the final round and I'm babysittin clowns,
This gotta be a joke, yo, is high tha! around,
Lets get some competition up in this piece,
These kids are barley tall enough to be a challenge to me,
I'm facing an episode of sesame street son,
This diss was brought to you in part by the number one,
But oh hell, someone just turned telemundo on,
Uno's gettin arrested, channel switch, now he's gone,
I don't know what genre you guys think your experiementin with,
But it ain't rap, and if it is, you should plead the fifth,
Cause the last time I heard garbage as uh, good as that,
I was throwing something away, or I stepped on a cat,
Uno's paranoid, claims he got dissed by Eminem,
I can let you know son, cause Eminem's my friend,
And he said he ain't dissin you, your dissin yourself,
But he did say you should keep an eye out for Alf,
Cause that's the only thing, person, or place,
That gives a crap bout your game, except the One in this case,
He's been grabbin at your dick since this tournament started,
And he'd probably lick the air if he knew that you farted,
The One's nasty like that, just like when the boy raps,
Just so nasty, you'd think he spittin' out crap,
But what that smell really is isn't as simple as that,
I'ma tell you quick, so you can keep on your hat,
Let's do some math, whats 2-1: One,
Your on the right path, 5-4: One,
Algebra hits with a nastier wrath, but we'll master this craft,
What's never ever meets, One and a Bath,
It sucks when your too poor to afford your own water,
So you rap, cause that's what the doctor ordered,
Cause the doper the tracks, the blacker the cat,
But in your case, the more wacker the rap,
Neither of you are educated, so how gonna afford a bite,
Uno ain't a gangsta, only love songs on his site,
Neither of you bathe, so why bother buying soap,
And the one ain't gangsta, kids last name's, Pope,
I'm provin that you'll always be poor and that ain't right,
I should be the one to lose, since this is a beggers fight,
I mean you guys could use the 50 bucks,
Uno could buy his visa, and one could buy a fuck,
Yo it was 1 for the money, uno for the show,
But when I stepped up you both had to go,
Neither of you ever mentioning my name,
Cause you gotta respect the game, before you get the fame,
And you knwo that I'm the game, and you ain't takin my fame,
That's why in this tourney, you only mentioned your names,
And yea that shits lame, and I'm whoopin your kindergarten butts,
And I could knee you in the chin, cause you only up to my nuts,
Only time someone would take your side over mine,
Would be followed by one of two lines,
You can't be them up because the law forbids,
or Silly Sketch, Trix are for kids,