electro
punk
techno
korn
system of a down
avenged sevenfold
kmfdm
mindless self indulgence
orgy
marilyn manson
jimmy urine
jhonen vasquez
Lyrics
Welcome to this farce they call me Irvin S.
Consider me god or at least the best of the best
You know you’ll come to love me and my faggy ass ways
Praying that I’ll sleep with you just like I was a craze
But I aint a fucking fad or a mofo fuckin trend
I’m just the fucking bitch who will be here in the end
When the world goes to pieces and the roaches all be eatin
All the rich peoples feces like delectable delicious
Just like that bitch who picked a fight and thought I couldn’t take it
Sure I ran out that door but I get a bigger paycheck
Highest paid whore in a shitty ass town
Just shake my ass like I was a fuckin party clown
Beggin’ to kiss it with too lips and a tongue
A rim job for lovers with a smoke filled lung
“Tongue and lung ugh, that rhyme is horrible”
So no one cares I’m far too adorable
I’m no bitch call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
I’m not always nice sometimes I’m a bastard
But suck it up boys I’m your master
Riddle me this, Riddle me that
Does it bother you to know I could scream just that?
And you won’t know the difference.
As well as a million other bitches.
Going “uh err what’s he saying? Oh he must just be playin.
I'm sure he's not out gayin', just like he's always claimin'"
I aint jokin’ bitch you’re all fuckin’ dumb
You should be suckin’ me not suckin’ your thumb
Just ask my boy A-C he’ll say I’m great in bed
Best sex he’s ever had, not to mention all the head
You can call me a whore and then push me too the floor
Say I’m a fuckin’ bore but I’ll still come back for more
Cause I don’t know when to stop and I don’t wait my turn
I’ll break your fuckin’ teeth and then laugh as you burn
Now don’t think I’m an asshole because that shit aint true
I’m just always right and 10 times smarter then you
I’m no bitch call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
I’m not always nice sometimes I’m a bastard
But suck it up boys I’m your master
Now you’re going all around thinking I am special
The only flamboyant rapper to hit the stage and hustle
But Jeffree has been doin this shit long before me
Star turnin me on sayin “Sit on my face daddy”
And all you bitches comin to my shows
All you actin like you hos
Going fuckin’ mad cause I’m crazily spastic
But y’all know I’m only sarcastically fantastic
Now I’m nothing real and I’m far too fake for you
If I was a president I’d be Georgie Dubbayu
With those big bouncing boobies and ass that just won’t quit
I’m a sucking dick machine that takes coins and never spits
I’ll suck a wank just like it holds the answer to my needs
If dicks were joints I’d be so high I’d be gettin’ nose bleeds
Now you must be sick of this because I am sick of you
Carving fucking cows out of gold that’s all you do
Just once I want a bitch to pin me down smack me across the face and yell “Fuck me you Worthless Fag”
“That’s so hot...”
I know, don’t cha just wanna have my abortion?