Tranck 2 from 'it's Dingus Time', our second album. An upbeat punk pop song about several things including personal safety, dogs, Genesis and BASE jumping.
It started off being written in Selly Oak, Birmingham whilst walking down the road. Mr Wombat (James) really wanted to write a song inspired by the Cardiacs. The lyrics really are abysmal though.
Ride the fish bus to the bottom of the ocean.
Don't forget your magic underwater breathing potion.
Boy oh boy do I like fish paste.
And bring some flowers for your mum.
Do your waistcoat up.
Big dogs, small dogs and round things too.
Lunar lander panda called Amanda from Rwanda,
- uses long mops to knock the helmets off cops.
Commander Salamander and his 'Black and Decker' ™ sander,
- got beaten up cos he looked abnormal.
Give it all up and jump off a bridge,
If your butter doesn't spread straight from the fridge.
Hast du die schallplatter von Genesis gehort?
Ja, mit senf und grune Hose.
Do your waistcoat up.
Big dogs, small dogs, what's that smell?
Zob-a-dob, etc.