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Lyrics
I'm Weak
just call me mc week
and call the cdc
and let em know that my flow
is causing casualties
i'm robbing old ladies
i'm spitting when i speak
and i litter a little
and i piss on the seat of the toilet
the happy ending?
life sucks and then you die
sorry to spoil it
my car broke down because i forgot to oil it
being a loser is great, i enjoy it
I'm weak
my style is so weak
so weak
i'm speechless
literally
i can't breathe i'm having a seizure
i can't help it that my style is square and cheesy
like little ceasar's
i'm out of breath i think i'll take a breather
they said i'm not cool so i'm hanging out in the freezer
i'm allergic to a lot of shit, i'm a sneezer
even the old geezers wouldn't let me play shuffleboard
I'm weak
i'm scared of things
i'm scared of the ring of the phone
i'm scared that fat bitches won't leave me alone
when i get famous
i'm scared of my anus
when i look at it in the mirror
i'm scared of beards because they look weird and kinda queer
i'm also scared of getting the runs
but i'll battle anyone with squirt a couple squirt guns
but if you try to fight me for real i'll definately run away
I'm weak
I reak, my ass leaks and I stink
I sound gay on the mic like a guy in tights at a skating rink
one blink and i'm gone
every insult i think of ends with your mom
i'm the bomb
but only a small bomb
i've got a small schlong
i belong in a john
flush my down and i'm gone
like a cherry bomb
jane fonda couldnt even work me out
I'm weak
i'm a streak in your undewear that got smeared
i was reared by racoons in the forest
forest gump scored highest on the IQ test
the prosecution rests
I put myself on trial for molesting myself
i got banned from procreating
i like to bitch and whine while i'm menustrating
i have negative poularity points in the ratings
i'm the master of masturbating
but i'm not so good at dating
I'm weak
I'm a freak of nature
i have a hairy back and a gut
i can't decide if i'm an ape or what
maybe i haven't evolved yet
it's a problem i haven't solved yet
i'm just glad that i haven't gone bald yet
but my hair is looking thinner than a kate moss diet
i'm surprised that i haven't cried yet
i was rejected by this chick a parapalegic
she said she'd rather get her blood sucked by leeches
every time I go the the mall I get my balls kicked
not licked like i intended
my dick is short even when fully extended
i walk around slouching like my back was bended
what happened to that subscription i sended
to get a free trial of penis extention magazine
why the hell is everybody always ragging on me
why does dumb ass shit always happen to me
i have no goals
i voted for bob dole
i stole eminem's style so i can fit the mold
i sold out to the devil but he said my soul sucks
he didn't want to buy it, what the fuck?
i tried to do some lsd but my brain's too small to fry it
my hair is too brown so i tried to dye it blond
i'm practicing my english accent
so i can be cool like james bond