'streak marks all over the place, so i decided to use em as bait to attract my next victim, the girl with down's syndrome.'
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Lyrics
Blow Me
when the 3 planets are in an eclipse
i check out all the crippled girls and give em a kiss
and then i wipe their ass for em
cuz they can't reach it with their hand
and when i'm done
i spread a little bit of peter pan over their ass cheeks
but guess what i did last week
i made nasty to my aunt cuz she's an amputee then i
then i used my M O P
to scrub and shine the deck cuz i'm in the navy
blow me
i said blow me
blu blu blu blow me
mc weak is in the house
now you know me
cuz my style is weak and fucking corny
please excuse my lack of sex booze and who knows what
listen to me as i pull this stank rhyme out of my butt
and break it off with a chop just like i did my penis
i put it in a package sent it to venus but it came back
ufo said this is wack this is mc weaks penis?
i didn't send for this i don't want to eat it
put some condiments on the condom
put it in the bun toast it in the oven
give it to your momma and your cousin
listen up listen up
mc weak sucks
i really really suck
my flow is weak like camoflaucge
on the side of a big booty broad
i like barney
i like teletubbies
i haven't took a shower in weeks
now i'm smelling funny with no clean undies
riding 300 pounders like an energizer bunny
stop your whining
get down
get back
i'll attack you with my kia rio
i go so fast and when i drive i wear speedos
and eat doritos
my style is short like danny devito
i store trash in bags on the passenger side
you can run but there aint no way u can hide
my shitty style gets inside and attacks your metabolism
fills up your cracks with pounds of sticky jism
i was born to be a weak ass chump
the most productive thing i know how to do is take a dump
and fertilize the enviornment with a pump of the handle
ran out of toilet paper so i take a gamble
ran into my room to get another roll i scrambled
but it was too late
streak marks all over the place
so i decided to use it as bait to attract my next victim
the girl with down syndrome,
my booty marks she tried to lick em
she liked the smell of my ass so i decided what the hell
that's how mc weak tricks em
macking on downs syndrome bitches with precision