My freestyle skillz on display. Word.
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Lyrics
stoopid freestyle
excuse me while i kiss the sky
got dissed from this girl when i touched her thigh
bad news i stuck my dick in the cherry pie
that you ate last night when you were
as a kite on your high horse
of course i've got the sorcery of mentally challenged raps
that go beserk with retard strength
and hurt anyone who lurks near the church
don't you ever laugh when the hearse goes by
for you may be the next to die
so let these sleeping dogs lie
i spy with my tiny tiny eye all your white lies and tricks
i yank my dick like weird al yankovic
when i spit my shit it tickles your titties like licorice
your ticklish like suicidal terrorists tearing up they wrists
like if the shoe fits
you better wear it
peanut butter in your underwear when i smear it
nah there's no need to fear it
it's just the sound of the london bridge falling down
i might not know my ass from a hole in the ground
but yes i do get down like the sound
of one tree falling in the forest when no ones around
where's waldo can't be found
ring around the collar for a dollar make you hollar
collah greens and fried beans
things are not what they seem
trying to blow off some steam but i'm ripping at the seams
pimping the olympics scene with my mean retard strength
syncronized swimming got a metal locked up in the bank
stink stunk stank
because i didn't take a shower
funky armpit turned the shower towel sour
like colin powell
your moms got droopy jowels
word to your mother and you whole family reunion
i'm making you all cry like onions and mushrooms
you don't have much room
for more than one mc weak in the whole wide universe
i'll shake your ass till your booty hurts
another thing that you might want to do is
upgrade your whole megahurts
cuz i got the twin pentium chips
and the frito lay dip that i eat with my chips
that's because i got more chips on my shoulder than an over the shoulder boulder holder that jumped off a cliff
and rolled down the side all the way into the wide ocean
dropping to you and i'm moving like motion cuz i got no devotion to anyone or anything not even myself
yes, i am not a keebler elf, because
i do not like oreos or cookies
if you like that then you can either get a cookie
eat a cookie i'll make you toss your cookies with my rhymes that are better than getting nookie
not quite
but i might take a bite out of everything in you whole kitchen
so who is my next victim for the lyrical circumcizion
and your unnecessary loose dick skin?
i'm rising up like a phoenix baptizing
my penis in the morning blessed with the holy water
somehoww i smell like clam chowder
i spanked my ham shank with the god damn baby powder
maybe louder no i do not know anything about a
payout but when i do my laundry i definately shout a
warning to all the criminals who move my clothes
impatient little hos
i will build you up like legos only to take you apart
like a cheap ass toy made by hazbro
for all you has-beens and little hos
if you take apart my clothes, i will take apart your nose
like micheal jacko, then i will send you to the iglooo
i will make you kiss the ice, where you will be stuck there
it won't be very nice for you when you're stuck there
in the arctic. so you can suck my dick and now
if you say one more thing to me i will
before i take my next breath and breathe i will spill
this vat of acid over your head, turn you into the next joker
you can bet that and play me at poker
think you will order another pizza from "run from the border"
you go down to taco bell like what the hell?
you can't even learn to spell
its called T A C O B E L L
that's because i went to 8th grade spelling
i drank lemonade
i had many felons when i was just 12 years old
i used to go around in my trenchcoat
and show my booty to all the
people in the nursery home and now i call on my cellphone prank calls
things