Why do old people drive 8 MPH in a 75... in the fast lane! AND WHY DO THEY HAVE TO TURN SO SLOWLY?!?! You know why. Because they are.... OLLLLLLLD!
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Story behind the song
Based on an event that happened to my girlfriend involving a rancid cunt flap of an old whore.
Lyrics
just cuz you're old and decrepit
about to die
don't mean
that you can lean
into my lane on the highway
i say
if you can't drive straight
going eight miles per hour in a 75
you are definately unfit to drive,
that's why i crashed into the side of your ride
becuz
you're tooillegalyhigh on altzhimers
this is a crime old timer!
dont' you think it's time to retire?
"why you stupid bastard, I can't go any faster
you jawjackin whipper snapper. i saw your website,
you corny white rapper!"
and with that, he slapped my nutsack with a sack of
depends, jumped up and down on my back, and then, he
escaped with no trace of where he went
and he never payed a cent for the accident
old people are SHADY....
your so slow holding up the traffic on the road
you don't know where you're really going anymore
cuz you're so very old, so goddamn old
i saw this old lady at a restaurant she ordered hot
wings then she got em and she didn't want em anymore
cuz
she said
so she wanted a refund
and a hard boiled egg and a piece of bread instead
the waitress said i hate to tell you this but you
must pay for this that's what this paper says and i
don't make the rules
but the old lady said
i want to talk to your manager!
so he walked out to handle her
maam you understand HOT wings are not bland
HOT wings... it says right here
H O T
you owe me
2.99 plus tax
old lady said "is that a fact?"
she jumped out of her wheelchair
double flipped off of the wall spun through the air
grabbed a bunch of his hair,
flipped him over on a chair
ripped off his underwear
teared off his bare nut sack
it's wack when old people attack
cuz they fight unfair
old people are so SHADY....
don't you know that hot wings are not very cold
you should not eat spicy food because you are too
old
you're so very old so goddamn old
every time i go to the grocery store
there's gross old people in the way blockingthe door
and what's more
their mouths are always cracked half open
trails of drool drip down to the floor glistening
so how do i find my way around this horde of senior
citizens?
i'm thinking about the magic words to say...
when they hear it they will listen
Hmm... I know....
DR KEVORKIAN!
My magic words are workin, here comes dr death...
"It's time to get to work again!"
Whut up doc? Go stick a fork in em!
So he throws out his metal claw just like Scorpion
"Get over here! It's time to dieeeeee"
"you stupid bastard I will hit you in the eye with
my cane. colostomy bag in your mouf, bitch.
i comes to bring da pain!"
the old man backflipped,
smacked dr death three times for a hattrick,
and threw him through a windowpane
you're so young why do you have to be so dumb
jammed in your asshole is how you keep your thumb
you're so very young so goddamn young
why do old people always have to be so gross?
dr kevorkian knows how to diagnose
you're so fucking old so goddamn ollllld