Its a story. A love story
eternity
ass
erik
oleg
paece
Story behind the song
I was on a holiday in Antibes, Erik came for 10 days and we recorded The Return of Ass. One day we sat down and wrote lyrics for 2 stories. This one is mine. For the whole album we had a shitty ass amp which was about 20 years old (no exaggerations). He made beats on fruity loops or some guitar program, forgot what its called. This song is recorded with a classical guitar.
Lyrics
(Oleg)
I once knew a man by the name of Guy
He was deeply in love with his girlfriend called Sky
He picked up Sky at the college fuck fest
From then till now with her he's been obsessed
He sent her roses, tulips and camomiles
He told me that for her he would travel a thousand miles
They went to bed together with the sunrise
They woke up in the day simultaneously opening their eyes.
Guy was happy, but I never talked to Sky
It was cool, he told me she was a little shy
But in bed, she'd be a freak
She wouldnt let him go to sleep
She would fuck for her life
He told me he wants to make her his wife
He told me about her past and it seemed kinda cool
It all looked like she would never leave that fool
Her ex boyfriend quel putain d' batard
started as a regular connard but then went a lil too far.
started to sleep with other girls
not just girls, hoes
new all local pimps, drug dealer and other assholes.
the motherfucker that im talking about is called Kurt
and from that motherfucker sky was kinda hurt
she left him, cried, suffered but then found Guy
and Guy loved her, for her he could die.
(Erik)
He is Guy
And she is Sky
She said she'd never leave him
And she said she loved him
The days were long and she was in her thong
Looking for somebody else
His prayers were her
And he was happy
Wishing for nothing else
(Oleg)
i got a phone call from guy recently
he told me that sky left him mercelessly
she told him that his camomiles stink
and she washed all the memories down the sink
she told him that her dildo is a better lover
she also called his mother to tell her that guy's a motherfucker
she didnt just stop there, she took a shit in his garden too
she sneaked up in his appartment at night and set his clock at two
while it was four and guy came late to work and got fired for it
he called her 138 times but she'd ignore it
guy was kinda upset
in fact he was very upset
he was so upset
damn he was upset
he started drinking whisky, sniffing coke and fucking hoes
he asked me to help him, his life was falling in a hole
but i couldnt be bothered i just let it be
so if his story came out good i'd write a song about it maybe.
while i was watching it all
guy's life really did fall in a hole
he was never happy
he said "its been 2 years since sky left me"
i told him to forget that hoe
he told me he cannot
Poor bastard was still tortured by his hope
(Erik)
She left him for somebody else
She broke his spirit
And left him nothing but himself
She was a bitch
Who only cared about herself
He was broken
Wishin for her to come back soon
(Oleg)
and then came this day
he founnd her in a hoe house working as a hoe
in a hoe house with all the other hoes
he said what the fuck
she said "ihahah im stuck!"
"my boyfriend is a pimp he dresses me up like a gimp"
"he doesnt let me eat or sleep unless i suck his feet"
"I love u guy"
"I love u sky"
"Im sorry i left you"
and he forgave her
because he loved her
because he couldnt motherfucking live without her
he found the pimp and it was Kurt
Motherfucker he made him hurt
he took out his eyes balls ate them and shat them out
he stuck a hand in his mouth and pulled his large intestine out
he ripped off his ball sack and threw it to the ground
he stuck his foot in Kurt's ass and turned it around
Kust was dead and Guy took a piss on top off him to make sure
He knew that Sky's love for him is pure.
(Erik)
That his love was pure
That his love was
He made sure by pissing on Kurt
Pissing on Kurt
Then she realised she loved Guy
More than anything else
He got out of his mysery
Thing went back to normal
And she loved him more than anything
And he was still wishing for noting
(Oleg)
They came back together and were happier than before
he gave her roses, tulips, camomiles and even more
she loved flowers, she loved the way they smelled
she loved Guy, he made her heart melt
they went to bed together with the