Based on MTV dismissed
eternity
ass
erik
oleg
paece
Story behind the song
Watched MTV Dismissed in the morning, recorded the song same day
Lyrics
Intro
(Erik)
hey i m david, the girls say im splendid
and i know it
this motherfucking game, i own it
look at me man
u can write a book about my beautiful appearance
i dont know what my competition will fear, hence, im gonna make him so pissed
and one thing's for sure im not getting dismissed,
check it, there come the dismissed
(Oleg)
hey whats up, im mark
i work im security in a local car park
im 23 i like girls and girls like me
they like me because im fun, im young, cute and handsome
noone can dismiss me because of my looks and personality
im a full package
ive got anything a girl wants, plus a six pack cuz i work out in my own gym in my garage
and no matter how cute will be the other dude,
i wont be afraid, cuz im the best guy ever made
Verse1
(Erik)
not bad for a heroin pumped steroid addict, i knew kinds like u who always shag dick, but hey, over there, isnt that our chick? (oh dude she's fat!) noway man, im getting dismissed. (Fuck u, u introduce urself first) Hey im David, how are u doing. I feel a bit ill so we better get moving and by the way where do u come from? (Uruguai) that sounds kinda gay, say it again (Urugay). Here I'll give u a big fat loan, so u can buy a ticket to finally get back home. Oh im sorry. did i insult u? I didnt mean to, well actually yea, i meant to. cuz man, ur overweight and not very fit. look at this a can fit my whole fucking fist in ur rolls and mountains of neverending fat. and when u clap its like a motherfucking earthquake, causing the ground even in Pearth to shake. U wanna know something about me? Wait a second bitch. Whats that twitch? Oh Its ur breathing, right then im leaving.
Chorus
(Oleg)
I dont know which guy to pick
One's a dork, the other's a prick
(Oleg) Dismiss me
(Erik) Dismiss me
Verse2
(Erik)
Shit. I think i lost my 4 leaf clover. My part of the date is therefore over. Look Mark ive got a timeout card. I wanna get this chick over to the dark. Maybe in the cave I can finally escape from the claws and face that of an ape. Now give me 20 minutes, i'll be back soon. while ur waiting, u can chew on a spoon. i wanna get some birds, some real girls to my expectation, cuz im sick of fantasation, i need some realation for my masturbation. Eh whatever, damn she found me!
(Oleg)
Ok now its time for my date, so even before we start i'll give u a time out card (Thanks man) no not to u David, (why?) eh because im shy i need u to leave for some time (why?) i told u why. I need to spend some timewith that guy (what ur gay?) yes im gay, now go away, nothing ever works out with me and girls anyway ( u cant make me leave thats against the rules) than ill give a card to myself (u cant do that) oh fuck u fools. Ive got an idea, lets play hide and seek. so u hide and I seek. what, u wanna know about me? Im a rapist, im gay and i like cutting myself to see how much i bleed. And hell no i dont wanna suck on ur motherfucking feet.
Chorus
Verse3
(Oleg)
Hell no, i said no im not kissing u, get off i cant even kiss before marriage. what? i never said i was a full fucking package (yea u did) fuck off i didnt. oh shit the date is over. i know u'll make a right choice bitch, i can feel it
(Erik as Fat Bitch)
Ok guys, its the time of the day when i have to make my decision and i had really good time with both of ur dates. its really hard for me to make this decision, but mark, u have a really outgoing personality, david, ur just so splendid, i dont know what to say. therefore i came to the conclusion, mark u are dismissed...
(Oleg)
im really glad u made a right choice. thank u, thank u david
(Erik)
no fuck u mark......