composed and recorded by Oleg and Erik in Barcelona, 2004
Music by Erik
Lyrics by Oleg and Erik
eternity
ass
erik
oleg
paece
Story behind the song
there are 7 songs on the oleg and erik show album and 6 on the return of ass album. i will upload them later when i understand the copyright bullshit.
Lyrics
Intro
(Oleg)
Ah I just love that beautiful sky at night
It is so fucking romantic. Ah
Whats ur favourit star, girl?
(I dont know)
You dont know any? Well i know a lot about them
Verse1
(Oleg)
You see that star on the left of Orion, thats the star of Zeus, he was a mythical creature from legends of the prehistorian Jews. He used to climb on his mount Olympus and get loose. did a lot of bungy jumpuing, smoked lots of grass and died pretty fast, but Zeus had a tattoo of that star on his ass, ancient Jews called the star after him. Kinda makes sense no? (No) Ok but yo, u see north? no thats not north! North is always on ur right. U didnt know that? Ah thats alright. Yo well. See that big ass star formation? It has a myth about Appolo's sexual frustrations and his ability to cause love at first sight. So if u see that star on ur right u have to make love to the man on ur left side. and that appears to be me. Hehe. What happens if u dont? Appolo will eat ur paretns, so what u say u wont? Common baby, dont get Appolo pissed, he wouldnt like u making me dissmissed. U dont want none of that mystical but physically possible shit of me and my friend Appolo coming to ur fucking crib. So get undressed or get ready to get hit. Shit, bitch, fuck, it.
Chorus
It reminds me of ur eyes
That star over there
as bright as it shines
Ever more over there
X2
Verse 2
(Erik)
but u know that star over there may already be dead as its light has been travelling.. ah fuck that. just give me head. nothing travels faster than the speed of light and the stars are shining in the sky ever so bright. Ah baby it reminds me of the times when we used to walk by, by the sea in the dark when the tides were not around. here, swallow this peppermint. i would really like to (aahh) hint hint. what? u want me to tell u the different formations before we try the different positions? well that over there is a 69 i know its hard to see, but believe me it looks fine. and over there, thats the position from behind. man are u blind? nevermind. lets toke on some of this shit, to get ourselves a beautiful hit. feels a lot better already alright. lets get down to it oh yea forgot already. Over there's jupiter, a bit furter is uranus. no not uranus, but uranus. we can travel to uranus. no not uranus, but uranus. ah whatever, i'll tell u about planets another day. right now the starts are too beautiful. hey dont sleep! come under my sheet. its nice and warm and cousier too. yea i love u too u know what im talking about. Lets fuck
Chorus
-yo oleg, did u get lucky?
-no man i got rejected, just like peter
-and man, she didnt believe what i said about uranus
- man, i told her everything i knew about that dude Appolo
- and i told her about the speed of light, man. What did we do wrong?
- man, chicks are weird...