spit about drunk or sober?
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yeah...drunk or sober.. whats the differnce?
penguin man still waddle on...
whats the differnce when i get on a mic
well it depends on if its day or night
cuz at night im drunk lookin to fight
intoxicated so bad theres 16 fools in my sight
ill drink you under the table
im the myth the one you call a fable
drink till im unable to stand
but still youll see two fifths in each hand
so whats the differnce between drunk and sober
well it depends on if the penguins fell over
or if im behind someone elses land rover
either way you best stay on the shoulder
and pray that i dont hit the sidewalk
cuz when im drunk i like to stalk
or even cause a little bit of drama
forget all about the return of karma
or cut loose with a *puke* so nasty!
so sick thats me the d-e-c
and honestly do you really wanna drink?
better stop before you think
cuz ive drunk three men to death
and that was when they pulled me over
and smelt it on my breath
you go ahead and down your pints
while i sit and my stomach ignites
and if i breathe on you youll smell the whiskey
its enough to make your fall down feel tipsy
feel like you took a shot of absinthe
so hypnotiq the way alcohol make ya mind absent
so...
whats the differnce between dunk and sober
nothing! the penguins still waddlin all over!
whats the differnce between sober and drunk?
nothing! the penguins still carryin puke in his trunk!
once i got so drunk at an Illinois un-named bar
that i went to a hotel to try and steal a car
but this little vulture talked me out of it
reminded me that i was half out of it
or maybe just sixteen sheets to the wind
i dont remember same outcome in the end
cuz even when im sober im a little insane
think leavin behind only one unbroken window pane
thats what the doc got when he looked at my brain
the image so unclear of what was in there
and i was so near goin piss everywhere
not cuz i was drunk but just cuz i dont give a fuck
even sober im screamin MAMA!! cuz thats my luck
born with the blood of sin in my veins
so i dont care if im crossin too many lanes
and it aint gotta be cuz i hit the bottle
maybe its cuz i just reversed the throttle
so...
whats the differnce between dunk and sober
nothing! the penguins still waddlin all over!
whats the differnce between sober and drunk?
nothing! the penguins still carryin puke in his trunk!
i cant even tell the differnce
its like askin me if aliens are in existance
fuck if i know fuck if i care
i just pissed down my leg and into my underwear
guess the differnce can be told now
cuz i got some whiskey somehow
and if your a little sad to hear that
take a guess at where im at
give a hint its normally anonymous
but they make ya say name at first
who thought of this?
some dumbass who thought intoxication was bad?
oh how sad.. but hey at least im not MADD
mother mother please calm down
it'll all be okay when you come around
i promise ill be sittin on this stool up right
and if not then just put the tap in my sight
ill keg stand on it till the cows come whenever
and if i am then just fix me another flamin dr pepper
cuz my tongues still not numb
and the alcohols life is way past young
its been here to long so give me thirty more shots
and dont stop until the puke drops..
till that puke drops...
so whats the differnce?
between drunk and sober?
i dont know you decide... im too happily drunk......