www.fokissed.com/forums Man of the House Tournament 5 Round 2 (Finals) - Sketch vs. Inevait vs. Eminent
funny humorous giggle yo
Lyrics
First off, How you eminent when you aren’t even impressive,
You should have bought insurance, cause dawg, I’m "progressive",
Your not gonna stop me, I’m a train with no brakes,
You’re an aging Mr. Miagi that suffers from the shakes,
You all know the joke about the spoon and the stairs,
We get our name from our folks, that’s how his fam picks theirs,
But his family was rebellious and they didn’t go along,
Instead his parents picked his name after hitting a bong,
Whoever told this dyke, he’d sound good with a mic,
Was smoking too much crack or had a necklace on tight,
Cause it’d take a lack of oxygen to the brain just to maintain,
The need to laugh just from hearing his name,
Forget calling you eminent, that names just wrong,
From now on boy, you’ll have to accept I’m calling you Chong,
Hong Kong Chong as a matter of fact,
You better play ping pong and just give up rap,
You know what’s worse then a white kid that thinks he’s black,
A Chinese kid that thinks that he’s white and raps,
I'm a bully and I'll hit you in the dome, jerk,,
Drop the mic and just do my math homework,
Pass one round and you think you’re the man,
Put you in 8 mile, crowds screamin' Jackie Chan,
You’re a disgrace to the whole chi-town,
Put on your makeup it’s time to work, you clown,
If Jin could do it, why couldn’t you?
He had a little street cred, your soft like Winnie the Pooh,
When it comes to facing me, your better off playing hooky,
And when I finish with you I expect a fortune cookie,
When your done battling me, yo, you check out your scars,
When I’m done battling you, yo, I’m checking for Sars,
Ohhh, There’s no reason to hate,
Unless of course you’re a depressed 30 year old Inevait,
Remembering when a forum made you think you were great
Still living off your mom, haven't gone on a date,
You'll always seem old cause you can't "innovate",
And trying to get off, well that just leaves you irate,
Irate, damn, pissed off, I just took his glory,
How you gonna be gangsta with a name like Cory,
Better stay in college and get your education,
Cause you ain't getting played on no radio station,
I don't think I could name another worse emcee,
Especially one, that thinks orgasm is word for pee,
How’s anyone gonna say that his music moved me,
When you can’t get passed the fact that he sounds like Goofy,(G-g-gosh)
Check it out, My name is Inevait,
I swear that I'm "hard", though I'll never procreate,
When people hear my voice they always say how come?
It's simple, I suffer from down syndrome,
You couldn't take me out, even if I payed for dinner,
So don't bother to post, cause you know I'm the winner,
Everyone knows both of you suck, Screech and Chong,
Wouldn't be saved by the bell if I sang this song,
OH, I'm why tournaments start,
People wanna see extreme, emcee's holding their hearts,
So, I give 'em what they want,
Their faces lit up bright just to see me ripped you apart,
(x2)
I got you gasping for your breath hopin that I'm done,
Hell nah, it's not over, I'm just having fun,
C'mon guys, why can't we just get along?
Why am I battling the worst rapper 'round, Chong,
Oh, I guess I was wrong, there is a worse emcee,
Then Invate, Inner Tube, Inevait, Inavee,
You know that dude that tries to imitates rapper he see's,
But he can't quite do it, because he's gargling pee,
Chong was bugging Stud because she might have lost her house,
Instead of showing compassion, he kept running his mouth,
It's so clear, We all know what that's all about,
Found out he's against Sketch and he tried to get out,
That's a bitch move, but what do you expect from a bitch,
Before he heard that Willie beat, he was yellin out "Switch",
So he better just watch his mouth, and beware what I create,
Or when he's gotta go, he'll have to sit to urinate,
Don't mean to drag it on, but let's hope he doesn't miss,
Cause forget his breath, all of Inevait would smell like piss,
The only way you'd