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Lyrics
i fell in love with a gal named twat
who overdosed on st. john's wort
so now i'm old and my trees grow green
and i'm bowling a 240 for my bowling team
i love some chicken and i don't have any friends
except this lovely llama and my good pal damien
HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN
oh when i die please stay away from me
don't be cryin on my grave, don't give me no kiwi
just scatter my ashes in a bowl of chicken soup
did i mention sometimes that carrots make me poop
i love some chicken and i don't have any friends
except this lovely llama and my good pal damien
HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN
i'm not your daffodil don't pay me no respect
just let me buy these crack rocks with this rockin welfare check
i'll drift away like peter pan in this hazy cloud of smoke
let me die dumb and ugly, stupid, stoned and broke
the blood that rains from heaven has drowned away my tears
the dark lord is with me so i feel safe down here
i love some chicken and i don't have any friends
except this lovely llama and my good pal damien
HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN
HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN