"An unneccessary unit is his to be had"
Progressive Alternative Country Rock from Deep in the Heart of Texas.
is a place where the sign reads, "No Boots Required".
Story behind the song
I was getting gas at the corner store when a gentleman hopped the curb instead of waiting for the light to change. As he put his "truck" in park... the light turned GREEN, go figure.
Lyrics
MORE THAN HE NEEDS
He's got a big red truck and he don't like to wait
He's goin' over the curb, he's word go out the gate
To the corner store for a chilli cheese dog
A pack of cigarettes and a 12-pack of grog
-CHORUS-
No CDL required, that's to bad
An unnessary unit is his to be had
Any fool can own one, you'll probably agree
Not more than he's used to, more than he needs
He stands 5' 3", loves his SUV
But, over the hood it's so hard to see
Like where the cow-catcher starts and where it all ends
Drivin' somethin' so big, lord it oughtta be a sin
( can I get an amen? )
-CHORUS-
No CDL required, that's to bad
An unnessary unit is his to be had
Any fool can own one, you'll probably agree
Not more than he's used to, more than he needs
-BRIDGE-
Now, he don't ranch or raise an elbow
Does'nt farm or have a boat in tow
Don't watch NASCAR or Americas Team
but, he'll follow you too close, lights on high beam
The best damn drunk drivin', you've ever seen
( A knee-drivin' expert, his wife beater stays clean )
An unnecessary unit... More than he needs
No CDL REQUIRED...
Any fool can own one, you'll probably agree
Not more than he's used to, more than he needs
Words and Music by: John E. Bradley
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Copyright 2004