aka the Keyboard Killa Freestyle...this is the second worst song I've ever made, but it's a fun listen and I've sampled this beat in a bunch of my songs.
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Story behind the song
Back when Martha Stewart was caught doing that insider trading, and the dude at the New York Times was lying, I made this freestyle/collage of stupid stuff. The beat was entirely made on a keyboard, recorded by holding the mic up to the keyboard speaker, and this monstrosity was arranged on sound recorder!! Dear god how ghetto. The best part is toward the middle where I exchange dialogue with the chipmunked voice.
Lyrics
Enter the bank and I grab the loo-ut/'cause I'm a cold blooded criminal like Martha Stewart
You wanna see me flow? You wanna see me kick? Well pass the mic...that'll do the trick!!
You wanna see me flow and spit rhymes/I ain't lying like the New York Times...