Country / Dobro
blues
southern rock
country
slide
bottleneck
Story behind the song
My wife came up with the "heart attack" line while lying in bed at the hospital after having a heart attack and about 15 min. after having a stent placed in one of the arteries of her heart. Thank God she's OK.
Lyrics
NEITHER HAVE I
Have you ever seen a boardwalk?
How about a horse fly.
Did you ever have your tie die?
Neither have I.
Have you ever seen an ocean wave?
How about a heart attack.
Did you ever get your money back?
Neither have I.
Neither have I. Neither have I. Sometimes the things I hear just mystify.
Did you ever get your walking papers?
Have you ever seen a woman with the vapors?
Neither have I, oh Lord. Neither have I.
Have you ever seen a check bounce?
How about the crack of dawn.
Did you ever put your dancin' shoes on?
Neither have I.
Have you ever had your feet smell?
Have you had your nose run?
Did you ever have too much fun?
Neither have I.
Neither have I. Neither have I. Sometimes I sit alone and wonder why.
Have you slept in an oyster bed?
Have you ever had your palm red?
Neither have I. Neither have I.