www.fokissed.com/forums Man of the House Tournament 3 Round 2 - Sketch vs. Uno
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Centuries ago, in the utmost hottest part of all the lands,
lived the down right oddest man,
to ever pick up a mic and try to span his voice,
from Nevada to the shores of ancient Japan,
He earned his name, Uno, from the ONE time he faced
and lost to the greatest and he just barely got a taste,
he was... obliterated in the first 30 seconds,
there was no reason to respond, he knew his skills couldn't wreck him,
To prove his might though... he engaged in the competition,
but he proved he wasn’t prepared for the heavy opposition,
because he was turned, flipped, burned, and nearly left dead,
from these scriptures I'll tell you exactly what his opponent said,
Yo, there's absolutely no reason for me to write,
Since, I'm battling Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite,
Check his green card, looks likes it's out of order,
Here's your tire dog, swim back over the border,
Someone tell me why this kids upper lips so dirty,
A mustache, yea, at least his momma thinks he's purty,
Take a look at his pic, like Gyfted, he looks pissed,
But his cheeks up, dawg, he just wants to be kissed,
Who blows, worse then the wind in the snow,
I'm not gonna tell you, cause I think you know (u-no)
I'll let you know Uno, I ain't a little bit nervous,
Because the only way you'll serve me is in a catering service,
He act’s so tough when he’s spitting his verses,
That’s to cover up his secret obsession with L.V. purses,
This kid's not gangster, he listens to Britney Spears,
The hardest thing he's done is seen the softer side of Sears,
On your accent, you claim you've ain't never spoke Spanish,
Then why the hell can’t you speak English.
Your one of those kids who finished school real fast,
Because Uno is the only grade you've ever passed,
You may think your an ill kid that raps smooth and shit,
But stop it, It’s about time you got a grip,
Hold this up, or I’m smacking ya,
I'll point out that da Nile (denial) isn't just a river in Africa,
Centuries later, in a museum, miles from here,
There was a sculpture created of this boy with a sneer,
And if you look real close his neck’s still stretched,
And the caption underneath reads: “Served by Sketch”