"I've stopped dating and I don't vote!"
songwriter
original music
country blues
vancouver wa
reni kay
kay sisters
portland songwriters ass
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Story behind the song
I hate to admit it, but this is taken from my "real" life, and it is 99% true!
Lyrics
My love life is one big accident
I choose em wrong time and time again
So I won’t vote for president
What a mess if my man wins!
Chorus: So, I’ve stopped dating and I don’t vote
It’s a serious condition, so please take note
Next time I need companionship, I’ll look for fur
Yeah, my love is in remission, but there’s no cure
2nd verse –
My first husband left me for a man
Next fella drank a wee too much
Then I tried a married man
When at last along came Dutch
Dutch was always in my clothes
Why you ask was that so wrong
Maybe now I should fully disclose
He was putting my clothes on!
Verse 3
Gave all men up for about ten years
But a girl can go for just so long
Tho’ I was shaking and a trembling with fear,
I put an ad on Match.com
Met a sweet guy, with a real nice face
He wrote me love notes through email
When I suggested we meet, at a safe place
He said, “OK, soon as I get out of jail!”