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This is the first part of a debate between Bette Davis and Rick Reed.
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Bette Davis in perantheses(YOU !!!!!!!DUMBASS !!!!ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!)Hey, Bette DAVIS !! MY GOD !!!!Wads with you anyway?Are you sure we are not related.You are always showing UP in my head...just like all those....welll..JUST LIKE all those....uh..."other" people...you know ...relatives.I think they are all from another planet.(RICK REED !!!!!THAT !!!!!!!!!!!WOULD !!!!!!!!!!!MEAN !!!!!!!!!!!!YOU !!!!!!!!ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!FROM !!!!!!!!SOME !!!!!!!!!!WHERE !!!!!!!!!!!OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!TOO !!!!!!!!!!AS !!!!!!WELL !!!!!FINALLY !!A !!!!!CONFESSION !!!!!YOU !!!!!!!ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!)Oh, yeah, Forgot. Then I take it back.Why don't you just SHUT THE F-RICK UP !!!!I don't even know wad I AM DOING now, you BEE-ATCH !!!There was SOMETHING I wanted to write about in my continued effortsto do do wad heffer I can to save the whole wide weird.If you know wad I mean I mean.Know wad I mean?I mean....oh yeah...that's riot... I remember now..........I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel a whole LOT BETTERRRRRRRRRthan I did the other day.(RICK REED !!!!THAT !ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAVE !!!!!!!!!!!!THE !!!!!!!!!!!!!ENTIRE !!!!!!!!PLASTIC !!!!!!!!!!BAG !!!!!!!!!!YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!WEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!ON !!!!!!!!!!YOUR !!!!!!!!!!!!!HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)GOD BLESS AMERICA, Bette DAVIS !!!WHY do you SAY things like that?Hey guys and dolls out there...She shouldn't be saying shit LIKE THAT SHOULD SHE?I mean...I was just trying to say I AM OVER IT.....I AM...Over that weird email I was getting from that asshole giving me shoot about our Photo Albums.It just KILLS ME when someone says they are going to.(RICK REED !!!!!YOU !!!!!!!!!!THINK !!!!!!!!!!EVERYBODY !!!!!!!!!!!SHOULD !!!!!!!JUST !!!!!!!!!!!!KISS !!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR !!!!!!!!!!!ASS !!!!!!!!!DON'T !!!!!!!!!!YOU !!!!!!!!ASSHOLE !!!!)Well....not really, Bette DAVIS.I don't think so. I think it might BE INTERESTING to some X-tentto say the very least....and would be a beginning.I mean ALL CHANGE is good.Naw...........I don't want ANYONE to kiss my ass.I might like it, you never know.I just don't think people should show ME.....THEIR's !!!!!(RICK REED !!!!THEN !!!!!!!!!!WHAT !!!!!!!!!!IS !!!!!!!!!!IT !!!!THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!YOU !!!!!!!!!ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!SECOND !!!!!!!!BUT !!!!!!!!!SHOWING !!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR !!!!!!!!!!!ASS !!!!!!!!!!ASSHOLE !!!!!)Well...if that's what you THINK I AM doing.......then maybe I AM.It certainly isn't intentional.I HAVEn'T THOSE kinds of INTENTIONS.Everytime I F-RICK UP, I AM always the very last to know, you know.I mean....nobody has to stick around for it if that is what I AM DOING.By the way, I have a fine ass back there somewhere......See....we're TANGENTING again....so far off the subjectI had originally intended.(RICK REED !!!!!!YOU !!!!SAID !!!!!YOU !!!!!HAD !!!!!!!!!!NO !!!!!!!INTENTIONS ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!)I just wanted to say that I felt better about this Group.I came SO CLOSE to DELETEING IT last nut...and just like all things when I get messed up....I mean just like all things that maybe initiallyonly have the SEEMING APPEARANCE of Be-ING messed up....I just start cunting from 1,000 to ONE backwardsannnnnDUHHHHHHHHHHH....(RICK REED !!!!THAT !!!!!!!!!TAKES !!!!!!!FOREVER !!!!!!I !!BET !!!!!!!!!ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!)NO !! It DOES NOT take for heffer.It issssssssss.................a really nice and comforting X-ercize.Again...what I call The Law of Substitution....simply substitute a negative IDEA with a positive thought.When the negative thought is a little bit beyond belief....numbers do the trick.Just crash out on the couch....close my eyes......and count.I did that to recover from loosing my daughter...and counting saved my life.I AM here to talk about it....OKAY !!!You are SUCH a BITCH, Bette DAVIS.Yeah.....sumot times, reading a good book doesn't do it.Sometimes it just takes personal BrainWashing.But the thing was about counting......It finally got to where it was JUST