Vote For Rick Reed, he is the most awesome candidate of them all
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Story behind the song
I wanted to write the best campaign song for the best candidate since John Lennon wrote "Come Together" for Timothy Leary. I believe I have done that.
Lyrics
Weeeeeeeeeellll. Rick Reed is an S. O. B, he's a big muscled brawny S. O. B,
He's the biggest Motherfucker in the whole wide world !
He's a bastard, if there ever was one,
He's a son of ahhhhhhhhh!
(Ahhhh feeeels good to him!)
He's a prick to all the boys and girls.
On Monday He's a snot, on Tuesday he's a gnome,
On Wednesday to Saturday He's a Swartszeneggar clone.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
He's a super King, Church-goer in blue jeans
on his boney knees! Have you ever met Rick Reed?
He's the biggest butch in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ol butch, and he has stupid punk hair.
And loosing it. And has a bold bald spot.
He's a butch butch butch butch butch butch butch.
Butch butch butch butch butch butch butch butch
He's a butch! (Whoa!)
Rick Reed's a butch!
And He's such a dirty butch! (Butch!)
Talk to ANYONE around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this: Have you ever met Rick Reed?
He's the biggest butch in the whole wide world.
He's a mean ol butch, and he has stupid punk hair.
(Looks like he's on acid or stuck his finger in a light socket or tongued Cybill Shepherd!)
He's a butch butch butch butch butch butch butch
(Oh!)
Butch butch butch butch butch butch butch
buuuuutch.
He's a butch!
Rick Reed is a butch.
And he's such a dirty butch! (THAT BUTCH!!!)I really mean it...
Rick Reeeeeeeed, he's a muscled brawny rough looking fucking butch!
Big ol scarey ol'
ONLY God-fearing fucking Buuuuttttttcccccchhhhhhh! Yeah!