:)We Win Fred:)
Story behind the song
...I'm a Redneck;)...
Lyrics
I'm a red neck fuck it...them red heads love it/
When I spit a fuckin bar...and spit a dip out in public//
Cuz I keep a clean look mayne I'm better than trash/
And everywhere I go I rock confederate flags//
Nah...I'm sorry jack ...but this ain't how I gotta act/
I refuse to put a lift kit on my fuckin Pontiac//
And I...don't care to try it...these dudes...aren't very violent/
But they...wear more camoflauge than troops on Paris Island//
Listen...It's kinda hard to get respect from my neighbor/
When rockin a show for me is on the deck of a trailor//
With mom just consolin me like "Honey it's okay"/
"You'll be famous one day...but first go and throw hay"//
Aaahhh...Fuck you!...I don't do it...no way!/
I gotta get outta here and do it for mhy own sake!//
I'm leavin tha farm mom!.."First herd all the chickens in"/
I'll take the 8 mile dirt road!.."What does he thinhjk he's Eminem!?"//
**Smack**...That's right bitch..It's that Wycheck shit/
"Who are you!?"...I'm your conscience...now suck my dick//
Damn...but that's what I expect from a hick town/
Same shit happened with my sister and we have two kids now//
Hmmm...I'm just kiddin...she ain't attractive ya hear/
She rolls around with pitchforks and the rack of a deer/
And lookin @ this...how can I make rap a career!?/
When Billy Joe Bob Hick fuckin laughs in my ear//
But keepin it real?!...y'all won't believe how I feel/
My life is honestly like the show King of the Hill/
And I don't sound like a hick...their voices are all garbage/
I swear...everyone down here sounds like Hard Target//
But I always keep a bitch on my testicals/
That'll deep throat tha dick till her neck is broke/
I mean a down ass bitch...she's tha best fa sho!/
Even though she's imbrede with 3 extra toes//
Whoa...I don't care yo...fuck it I'm buzzed/
This girls gene pool's as shallow as a puddle of mud/
A big ball of disease mioxed in a bucket of blood/
Her family tree is a stump and her cousins are shrubs//
Ha...but that's the type of town I'm tryin to survivfe in/
Beastiality occurs...then I hear a siren//
Like..."Officer...just let go of my shins/
C'mon...KI've gotta push this fuckin goat through the fence//"
But forget tha lamb lovin and shit/
And forget tha imbred with the cum on her lip//
I'm just sayin...fuck rap I'ma start some Christian music/
But my conscience needs my help and mama says to listen to it//