A song about getting messed up and driving
punk
funky
comedy
losers
wigger
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Lyrics
Behind the wheel of my P.O.S.
Right after I threw up on my girlfriend's dress
Some people tell me that I drink myself silly
That I go around and show off my willie
By the end of the night, I say I'm a lesbian
Pedestrians look like aliens
Good old beer has my tummy filled
An old lady just became roadkill
A fifth of vodka is in my blood
Blood is on the windshield after a big thud
I honk the horn at things that aren't there
I hit fuzzy animals I don't really care
I run over a nun or two or maybe three
I don't know the number I can't really see
I ran over a lawyer what outrageous behavior
It's okay cuz that last one was favor
I went flying in and out a church
I got in a fender bender with a hearse
I hit this lady's car and bent her bumper
But I still managed to get out and hump her
Yes that was me that smashed through your gate
Up goes my heart rate as I drive and masturbate
I hit a pedestrian on a jog
I haven't had this much fun since I had sex with a dog
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