weird
comedian
comic strip author
scary man child presiden
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Doctors say when you’re depressed, you should do something creative. So I thought of creative ways to kill myself. I figured out how to make it look like an accident. Just write a note that says “It was never my intent to kill myself. I just wanted to rough myself up a bit. Teach myself a lesson.” “Police ruled out suicide because of the note. Investigation continues.”