weird
comedian
comic strip author
scary man child presiden
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I wanna ask you a philosophical question. We have a worldwide network of millions of computers. A manned space station orbiting the earth, and thousands of atomic bombs. Why don't we a chewing gum that tastes like pussy? We need better priorities! I thought of a name for pussy-flavored gum. Chicklets. Play fair, give the ladies their man-flavored gum. Spermint. #A little Brad Pitt in every bite.# Chicklets’ll sell a little better than Spermint. It’s too bad, ‘cos I can make Spermint in the bathroom. “Honey, what’re ya doin’ in there?" "Uh, I'm making gum?”