(Alex)
Never touched it, that was a good call
My friends dared me so I chewed it all
I felt sick, so I went to puke
My friends laughed and called me a gook
CHORUS
That's why my teeth are rotten
That's why my blood is clotting
That's why my teeth are yellow
That's why my dear fellow
That's why my tounge is secreting
That's why my gums are receding
(Franko)
I look cool like I had a fat lip
I had to learn when to spit
I did it more often a whole can I really could
I finally realized chew tasted really good
CHORUS
(Scott)
A can a day everything seemed fine
I even chewed when I 69'ed
Copenhagen was my brand of choice
Nothing else gave me such rejoice