I was waiting for a guitar effects pedal I had ordered on eBay to arrive but it didn't so I decided to mess around with my computer based effects instead.
"I've brought you these" he said, and handed her some flowers he'd killed earlier. "Thanks." she said,"I'll put the kettle on" and she put the dying flowers in a vase of nutrient-free water, life support that would only sustain them a few more days. How romantic.