Sample of Jackson himself, explaining how much of a smooth criminal I am...crazy flow...
hiphop
rap
underground
punchline
dead broke
da gloves
round ii
Lyrics
I ask who the smoothest criminal…
Move subliminals…
Tools at a minimal, but move like a criminal…
Im da kid wit da lid that’ll plaster ya…
Cuz I can make it real dark like Africa…
I aint even tryna blast at ya…
Cuz if I was, this beef’ll be flipped like a spatula…
Im da dude that’ll pass at ya…
Smooth criminal, not tryna be ina class wit ya…
Im smoother then Jackson style…
Mutherfuckers kno that im packin wild…
Never considered Im packin style…
Any chick in doubt, can catch me wit my action smile…
I don’t even steal, but still considered a criminal…
Wont even deal, but still considered a general…
Only reason honestly I prove ima criminal…
Cuz when our words match, yours are editable…
End up behind doors of medicals…
And gore is legible, hope you can afford da medical…
Deport on better flows, report wit better flows…
Smooth criminals like me escort da better hoes…
So acting up and acting tough, or even packin stuff wont get you out of tha fact that you’ll get hit by…
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A catchy-dude, you cant match me dude…cuz in the end my friend im one (SMOOTH CRIMINAL….)
A flawless-flow that stay on da go…If ya sink or blink you’ll miss da (SMOOTH CRIMINAL…)
Clothes on point, doughs on point…cuz I stash the cash of a (SMOOTH CRIMINAL…)
If ya got plenty blings, and many things…then your like me, and Punch isa (SMOOTH CRIMINAL)
Never ride wit the boss…
They say a nigga smooth cuz I ride ina Porsche…
Top back hott track applyin of course…
On a system that lets face it in the end is way flyer then yours…
One so fly, you cant even buy in the stores…
Wit rims that guarantee that my tires don’t floss…
So how smooth is you? How cool is you?
When ya walk in, do they say who is you…
Cuz that’s not my case, the plot I face…
Is smoother then a baby’s bottom’s case, so drop ya case…
Pop ya face cuz what you rock is fake…
Done cocked ya date, sorry but da cock don’t wait…
That’s just how smooth dudes do, I kno you understand…
Cuz you couldn’t be as smooth as Punch with butter man…
Didn’t stutta man, I said…
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A catchy-dude, you cant match me dude…cuz in the end my friend im one (SMOOTH CRIMINAL….)
A flawless-flow that stay on da go…If ya sink or blink you’ll miss da (SMOOTH CRIMINAL…)
Clothes on point, doughs on point…cuz I stash the cash of a (SMOOTH CRIMINAL…)
If ya got plenty blings, and many things…then your like me, and Punch isa (SMOOTH CRIMINAL)
Now everyone that’s smooth is in denial…
Cuz the fact that that’s what im reppin now…
And now all those on top are stepping down…
And you cant blame that, im respected now…
Im smooth and I move witta perfected crown…
And im too smooth to ever go and let that down…
Gotta limp, but my hip aint defected now…
Moonwalk down the block undetected now…
And my flavor’s endangered, im one of a kind…
And my paper can make-ya, put one in da nine…
As I pay-ya to pay-ya boy one in da mind…
Im dat smooth, use paper to dump on da grind…
So as I pop my colla, and drop a dolla…
And look past a fine ass chick and drop a holla…
Believe im getting it, and letting it hit bases and places…
Never mistake this, yo Kelp …
[Chorus]
A catchy-dude, you cant match me dude…cuz in the end my friend im one (SMOOTH CRIMINAL….)
A flawless-flow that stay on da go…If ya sink or blink you’ll miss da (SMOOTH CRIMINAL…)
Clothes on point, doughs on point…cuz I stash the cash of a (SMOOTH CRIMINAL…)
If ya got plenty blings, and many things…then your like me, and Punch isa (SMOOTH CRIMINAL)